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TOILET MUG
Nothing better for turning heads at work like a fancy new beverage mug.
I love the detailed box. Stay classy coffee drinkers!
$15.99
Nothing better for turning heads at work like a fancy new beverage mug.
I love the detailed box. Stay classy coffee drinkers!
$15.99
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HUMAN ASHES VINYL RECORD
Need something for those pesky urn remains to do besides sit on a shelf
collecting dust? Why not have them pressed in to a vinyl album! That's
right... a limited edition amount of 30 records made of, well, you! Or her! Or
your pet! It includes artwork, date of birth and death... music provided by
you, can be most anything or you can leave it blank for your loved ones to
hear your crackles and pops.
Starts at around $4000
Need something for those pesky urn remains to do besides sit on a shelf
collecting dust? Why not have them pressed in to a vinyl album! That's
right... a limited edition amount of 30 records made of, well, you! Or her! Or
your pet! It includes artwork, date of birth and death... music provided by
you, can be most anything or you can leave it blank for your loved ones to
hear your crackles and pops.
Starts at around $4000
HILLBILLY "BRIEF"CASE
Nothing says "Professional Hillbilly" like an authentic "brief" case!
Real tightey-whiteys are sewn up to actually hold stuff and the wooden handle
is printed with Hillbilly Briefcase, making it the perfect, novel way to poke fun
at the little bit of mountaineer in all of us! I would like to see how this has
been marketed.
$9.98
Nothing says "Professional Hillbilly" like an authentic "brief" case!
Real tightey-whiteys are sewn up to actually hold stuff and the wooden handle
is printed with Hillbilly Briefcase, making it the perfect, novel way to poke fun
at the little bit of mountaineer in all of us! I would like to see how this has
been marketed.
$9.98
INFLATABLE TONGUE
Let's face it, tongues are kind of gross. So, it goes without saying that you
would want to frighten people even more with your tongue by making it swell
to three times its normal size for a good laugh, right?
Starts at around $3
Let's face it, tongues are kind of gross. So, it goes without saying that you
would want to frighten people even more with your tongue by making it swell
to three times its normal size for a good laugh, right?
Starts at around $3
TV HAT
A movie theater experience absolutely anywhere! Take it on a long commute,
on the plane, or even on a camping trip. Use it in jail. Have all of your things
stolen while using it at the mall, in an airport or on a subway. Freak out fellow
airline passengers, bus riders or library patrons. Why not wear it at work? In
the pool? Scare children and parents at the park. Never take it off...
$29.95
A movie theater experience absolutely anywhere! Take it on a long commute,
on the plane, or even on a camping trip. Use it in jail. Have all of your things
stolen while using it at the mall, in an airport or on a subway. Freak out fellow
airline passengers, bus riders or library patrons. Why not wear it at work? In
the pool? Scare children and parents at the park. Never take it off...
$29.95
LE WHIF
Marketed as the diet-friendly cure to the "something sweet" craving, this
sassy new product delivers a mouthful of fine chocolate powder from a
canister that looks like a tube of lipstick — function and fashion — but
contributes less than one measly calorie per sweet whiff. Developed in
France by an American biomedical engineer (who moonlights as a professor
at Harvard University), Le Whif is certainly novel, though die-hard chocoholics
might be disappointed by this light-as-air dessert substitute.
$3
Marketed as the diet-friendly cure to the "something sweet" craving, this
sassy new product delivers a mouthful of fine chocolate powder from a
canister that looks like a tube of lipstick — function and fashion — but
contributes less than one measly calorie per sweet whiff. Developed in
France by an American biomedical engineer (who moonlights as a professor
at Harvard University), Le Whif is certainly novel, though die-hard chocoholics
might be disappointed by this light-as-air dessert substitute.
$3
SNAZZY NAPPER
Just what you need for the car, train or bus... a coverall for your face. Better yet,
why don't you just hand the thieves your laptop, phone, camera or wallet!
"It's like privacy in a bag."
$14 - 24.99
Just what you need for the car, train or bus... a coverall for your face. Better yet,
why don't you just hand the thieves your laptop, phone, camera or wallet!
"It's like privacy in a bag."
$14 - 24.99
BOWLINGUAL & MEOWLINGUAL PET TRANSLATOR
Until now, your dog’s body language was the only way to know what he wants
from you, or what’s he is trying to say. Thankfully, a Japanese toy company
has come up with a gadget that translates your dog’s woofs into words.
Bowlingual Voice, the talking gadget by Takara Tomy, can detect six senses
from a microphone placed around the dog’s neck and then transmit the data
to the owner’s wireless hand-held device. Bearing a price tag of $213, it also
has an answering machine function for and when the owner is absent.
$75 - 213
Until now, your dog’s body language was the only way to know what he wants
from you, or what’s he is trying to say. Thankfully, a Japanese toy company
has come up with a gadget that translates your dog’s woofs into words.
Bowlingual Voice, the talking gadget by Takara Tomy, can detect six senses
from a microphone placed around the dog’s neck and then transmit the data
to the owner’s wireless hand-held device. Bearing a price tag of $213, it also
has an answering machine function for and when the owner is absent.
$75 - 213
STAR TREK ENTERPRISE PIZZA CUTTER
With just about every single thing you can think of already licensed as a Star
Trek product, this makes perfect sense. Spend $25 on a pizza cutter which
looks like the Enterprise. We get it. You like Star Trek.
$24.99
With just about every single thing you can think of already licensed as a Star
Trek product, this makes perfect sense. Spend $25 on a pizza cutter which
looks like the Enterprise. We get it. You like Star Trek.
$24.99
PARTY RATS
Multi-colored fingertip lights in the shape of rats. Just what everyone always
needed. What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re
the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are
putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their
hands in the air like they just don’t care. Each 1-3/4" long rat sends out a
different colored beam of light, allowing you to create your own personal light
show! Also great for the latest computer craze, night blogging! Five rats in each
package. Batteries included.
$14 - 24.99
Multi-colored fingertip lights in the shape of rats. Just what everyone always
needed. What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re
the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are
putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their
hands in the air like they just don’t care. Each 1-3/4" long rat sends out a
different colored beam of light, allowing you to create your own personal light
show! Also great for the latest computer craze, night blogging! Five rats in each
package. Batteries included.
$14 - 24.99
"BUTLER" TOILET SET
This formally clad gent adds a touch of whimsy to enliven any master bath or
powder room, not to mention keeping the area bound the toilet bowl tidy.
I say, there's nothing more frightening to see on your toilet at 2 in the morning
when you forget it's there, not to mention the guy looks like Borat. Very niiice.
This soft sculpted, friendly mustachioed face gent seat cover with non-skid rug
completes the set and adds a touch of class to any bathroom. Washable.
$24.99
This formally clad gent adds a touch of whimsy to enliven any master bath or
powder room, not to mention keeping the area bound the toilet bowl tidy.
I say, there's nothing more frightening to see on your toilet at 2 in the morning
when you forget it's there, not to mention the guy looks like Borat. Very niiice.
This soft sculpted, friendly mustachioed face gent seat cover with non-skid rug
completes the set and adds a touch of class to any bathroom. Washable.
$24.99
SOLAFEET FOOT TANNER
Have you always longed for foot cancer but didn't have the time to sit in the sun
for hours with your feet exposed? Fear not, for now you can give yourself
orange foot while reading a book or even while working in the office!
$229.99
Have you always longed for foot cancer but didn't have the time to sit in the sun
for hours with your feet exposed? Fear not, for now you can give yourself
orange foot while reading a book or even while working in the office!
$229.99
BLING TEETH
There are 10 different "Grills" to choose from. These are extremely popular
amongst all the kids, and especially Young adults. Each Box comes with (2)
Two sided printed display card! Each Box comes with 250 Pieces, each piece
comes inside a 2" Plastic Capsule.
$84.99 for 250 pieces
There are 10 different "Grills" to choose from. These are extremely popular
amongst all the kids, and especially Young adults. Each Box comes with (2)
Two sided printed display card! Each Box comes with 250 Pieces, each piece
comes inside a 2" Plastic Capsule.
$84.99 for 250 pieces
POP SECRET POPCORN LIP BALM
In keeping with the freaky lip balms profile here comes the popcorn flavored,
Pop Secret lip balm stick. Pop yourself some delicious Popcorn all over your
lips! The delicious taste of butter popcorn is now in a handy Lip Balm form for
all to enjoy. This transparent Lip Application is for girls and boys and for
children of all ages (well, over the age of 4). We love to eat Popcorn as we wear
Popcorn Lip Balm at the movies, the circus, the fair, and for dinner. There's no
time that ain't right for Popcorn and that's why we're pretty sure we gonna pop
soon.
$2.99
In keeping with the freaky lip balms profile here comes the popcorn flavored,
Pop Secret lip balm stick. Pop yourself some delicious Popcorn all over your
lips! The delicious taste of butter popcorn is now in a handy Lip Balm form for
all to enjoy. This transparent Lip Application is for girls and boys and for
children of all ages (well, over the age of 4). We love to eat Popcorn as we wear
Popcorn Lip Balm at the movies, the circus, the fair, and for dinner. There's no
time that ain't right for Popcorn and that's why we're pretty sure we gonna pop
soon.
$2.99
JAKPAK JACKET / TENT
Theres nothing quite as appealing as spending the night outdoors camping...
unless you hadn't planned on it. This fine product makes you simultaneously
resemble a goof ball and a member of 1970s avante garde performance
troupe Mumenshanz. It keep your head and feet dry. As for the rest of you?
Eh, you're out of luck, pal.
$250.00
Theres nothing quite as appealing as spending the night outdoors camping...
unless you hadn't planned on it. This fine product makes you simultaneously
resemble a goof ball and a member of 1970s avante garde performance
troupe Mumenshanz. It keep your head and feet dry. As for the rest of you?
Eh, you're out of luck, pal.
$250.00
CIVET POOH COFFEE
Basically this feral feline prowls Sumatran coffee plantations at night, choosing
to eat only the finest, ripest cherries. The stones (which eventually form coffee
beans) are then collected by sifting through the Civet's number twos.
Revered for its luscious chocolatey flavour Civet Coffee is totally safe, totally
sterilised and totally delicious. Plus there's no discernable aftertaste.
Native Sumatrans consider this to be the finest coffee in the world, and it really
is the ultimate brew to serve to all those annoying Johnny-come-lately coffee
shop connoisseurs. Of course, telling them where it comes from is completely
optional. Put the kettle on!
$50+
Basically this feral feline prowls Sumatran coffee plantations at night, choosing
to eat only the finest, ripest cherries. The stones (which eventually form coffee
beans) are then collected by sifting through the Civet's number twos.
Revered for its luscious chocolatey flavour Civet Coffee is totally safe, totally
sterilised and totally delicious. Plus there's no discernable aftertaste.
Native Sumatrans consider this to be the finest coffee in the world, and it really
is the ultimate brew to serve to all those annoying Johnny-come-lately coffee
shop connoisseurs. Of course, telling them where it comes from is completely
optional. Put the kettle on!
$50+
TALKING TOILET PAPER ROLL
Talking TP ™ is the year's hottest gift! Talking TP replaces your current toilet
paper holder. Just press the button to record (and re-record) your message,
and then when someone pulls the paper, it plays back automatically!
Think of the endless hours of fun you'll have while people are just trying to go to
the bathroom!
$19.95
Talking TP ™ is the year's hottest gift! Talking TP replaces your current toilet
paper holder. Just press the button to record (and re-record) your message,
and then when someone pulls the paper, it plays back automatically!
Think of the endless hours of fun you'll have while people are just trying to go to
the bathroom!
$19.95
PUPPY PURSE
Yes... everyone knows how vapid and predictable people are in our society...
and we all know that pets are really just fancy accessories. Why not have a
matching strap and hoist your puppy along with you? From their website:
"...but they were taking them along stuffed into deep, dark,
sweltering-in-the-summer-heat handbags, as they would their wallets, car keys,
or packets of tissues.
At that point we looked our own little friends in their furry little faces and said,
"There has to be a better way."
Well, now there is. PuppyPurse!"
Eeesh...
$70 - $75
Yes... everyone knows how vapid and predictable people are in our society...
and we all know that pets are really just fancy accessories. Why not have a
matching strap and hoist your puppy along with you? From their website:
"...but they were taking them along stuffed into deep, dark,
sweltering-in-the-summer-heat handbags, as they would their wallets, car keys,
or packets of tissues.
At that point we looked our own little friends in their furry little faces and said,
"There has to be a better way."
Well, now there is. PuppyPurse!"
Eeesh...
$70 - $75
HAGGIS CHIPS
Great Scot International, a US importer of Scottish goods, plans to introduce
Americans to haggis-flavored potato chips. In case you don't know, haggis
consists of sheep organs ground up and boiled inside a sheep’s stomach.
Delicious, nutritious... who am I kidding. This is disgusting. Who first decided
that grinding up organs tastes good... then, what about boiling it... in a
stomach... and then eating that stomach full of boiled organs. *shudders*
Great Scot International, a US importer of Scottish goods, plans to introduce
Americans to haggis-flavored potato chips. In case you don't know, haggis
consists of sheep organs ground up and boiled inside a sheep’s stomach.
Delicious, nutritious... who am I kidding. This is disgusting. Who first decided
that grinding up organs tastes good... then, what about boiling it... in a
stomach... and then eating that stomach full of boiled organs. *shudders*
BBQ BRANDING IRON
Yes... now you'll never have to wonder whose meat you're cooking ever again!
Just simply assemble a message in the brand and *SSSSSS* send a message
to the meat eater in your home! Jokes, puns, their initials or simply their name!
Picasso signed his paintings. Rodin signed his sculptures. And the Founding
Fathers signed the Declaration of Independence. So it makes sense that you
should sign your masterpieces -- Namely, the steaks, hamburgers, and other
tasty meats you barbecue with such loving care. The BBQ Branding Iron let's you
leave your personal mark on your handiwork that will last forever--- or until
someone eats it.
Put your name, your pet's name, the name of the animal you are cooking ---
anything at all. Your guests will be AMAZED when you serve them a hamburger
emblazoned with ""Grilled by Albert"" -- especially if your name is Albert! You get
everything you need in this incredible kit -- branding iron, letters, and a tool to
lock the letters in place. Just read the easy-to-follow instructions and you are
ready to make your BBQ sizzle!
$17 - $24
Yes... now you'll never have to wonder whose meat you're cooking ever again!
Just simply assemble a message in the brand and *SSSSSS* send a message
to the meat eater in your home! Jokes, puns, their initials or simply their name!
Picasso signed his paintings. Rodin signed his sculptures. And the Founding
Fathers signed the Declaration of Independence. So it makes sense that you
should sign your masterpieces -- Namely, the steaks, hamburgers, and other
tasty meats you barbecue with such loving care. The BBQ Branding Iron let's you
leave your personal mark on your handiwork that will last forever--- or until
someone eats it.
Put your name, your pet's name, the name of the animal you are cooking ---
anything at all. Your guests will be AMAZED when you serve them a hamburger
emblazoned with ""Grilled by Albert"" -- especially if your name is Albert! You get
everything you need in this incredible kit -- branding iron, letters, and a tool to
lock the letters in place. Just read the easy-to-follow instructions and you are
ready to make your BBQ sizzle!
$17 - $24
SPREAD HEADS CONDIMENT DISPENSERS
Twist a head on the bottle and watch your condiment come squirting out its
nose or mouth!
Blerrrggghh--it's gross fun! Universal cap size fits most standard upright
ketchup bottles or standard yellow mustard bottles. Set of 2 includes 1 mustard
and 1 ketchup topper.
I think I just give up. This was someones dream... and look at it now...
$4.99
Twist a head on the bottle and watch your condiment come squirting out its
nose or mouth!
Blerrrggghh--it's gross fun! Universal cap size fits most standard upright
ketchup bottles or standard yellow mustard bottles. Set of 2 includes 1 mustard
and 1 ketchup topper.
I think I just give up. This was someones dream... and look at it now...
$4.99
SYLVESTER STALLONE'S PUDDING
This one practically writes itself.
"Yo! Adrian! Have some of this here pudding goop I made."
The pudding is hhkel, lhdjhshadnlk skjlkjl pudding... and its khlkskyryyww wwu
'r'dlk lk banana cream... vanilrurrr and chocolsdauihdu...
Pudding'... The people like puddhngsakhld...
This one practically writes itself.
"Yo! Adrian! Have some of this here pudding goop I made."
The pudding is hhkel, lhdjhshadnlk skjlkjl pudding... and its khlkskyryyww wwu
'r'dlk lk banana cream... vanilrurrr and chocolsdauihdu...
Pudding'... The people like puddhngsakhld...
FOREVER LAZY
We know everyone is trying to save a buck in this economy, but this product,
designed to keep you warm (instead of using your heater), may be a new low. The
Forever Lazy™ (with handy front and back potty flaps) is an adult “onesie” that
makes the Snuggie look like haute couture. You zip in and then apparently become
so comatose that taking off clothes to use the toilet is too much of an effort.
SERIOUSLY?!
As with most stupid products, the commercial is even more absurd. The
“designers” think their style is fashionable enough to sport out in public! Check out
the people wearing these at a tailgate party, and relaxing on the porch. If you’re that
cold, go inside, genius! As for the people who get cold indoors, take the $20 you
would spend on this stupid thing and put it towards your heating bill!
$19.95
We know everyone is trying to save a buck in this economy, but this product,
designed to keep you warm (instead of using your heater), may be a new low. The
Forever Lazy™ (with handy front and back potty flaps) is an adult “onesie” that
makes the Snuggie look like haute couture. You zip in and then apparently become
so comatose that taking off clothes to use the toilet is too much of an effort.
SERIOUSLY?!
As with most stupid products, the commercial is even more absurd. The
“designers” think their style is fashionable enough to sport out in public! Check out
the people wearing these at a tailgate party, and relaxing on the porch. If you’re that
cold, go inside, genius! As for the people who get cold indoors, take the $20 you
would spend on this stupid thing and put it towards your heating bill!
$19.95
BACONNAISE
Continuing with the "bacon as everything" trend and just in time for the state fair,
it's Baconnaise... bacon mayonnaise. This is the "lite" version also. With 1/2 the
fat and 1/3 fewer calories than regular mayonnaise, Baconnaise Lite will still
give you tons of bacon flavor without the guilt. Great on sandwiches, salads,
burgers, fries, dips, fingers and more! Use one of the Spread Head dispensers
below for some really fun times!
$7.77
Continuing with the "bacon as everything" trend and just in time for the state fair,
it's Baconnaise... bacon mayonnaise. This is the "lite" version also. With 1/2 the
fat and 1/3 fewer calories than regular mayonnaise, Baconnaise Lite will still
give you tons of bacon flavor without the guilt. Great on sandwiches, salads,
burgers, fries, dips, fingers and more! Use one of the Spread Head dispensers
below for some really fun times!
$7.77
PET HIGH CHAIR
Now you too can spend $50 to have your favorite dog sit at the table in which you
eat your food... so as to keep you company... and stare at your food as you eat your
food... expecting food themselves...
Satisfying a mutual desire for companionship, this high chair permits your dog or
cat to accompany you at the dinner table. The high chair clips securely to tables up
to 2" thick and its height adjusts without tools to elevate your pet to near eye level. It
has a frame of powder-coated 5/8" steel tubing and its arms are rubber-coated so
they will not mar table surfaces. By providing an alternative to sitting on your lap,
running disruptively underfoot, or outright banishment, the chair assuages a pet
(and its owner's) frustration, and promotes more refined behavior. The chair's
600-denier tan/brown nylon fabric cleans easily. Two tethers on the chair protect
your dinner guests against any lapses in etiquette. Folds for convenient storage
and travel. For pets up to 10 lbs. 10" H x 12" W x 9 1/2" D. (4 lbs.)
$49.95
Now you too can spend $50 to have your favorite dog sit at the table in which you
eat your food... so as to keep you company... and stare at your food as you eat your
food... expecting food themselves...
Satisfying a mutual desire for companionship, this high chair permits your dog or
cat to accompany you at the dinner table. The high chair clips securely to tables up
to 2" thick and its height adjusts without tools to elevate your pet to near eye level. It
has a frame of powder-coated 5/8" steel tubing and its arms are rubber-coated so
they will not mar table surfaces. By providing an alternative to sitting on your lap,
running disruptively underfoot, or outright banishment, the chair assuages a pet
(and its owner's) frustration, and promotes more refined behavior. The chair's
600-denier tan/brown nylon fabric cleans easily. Two tethers on the chair protect
your dinner guests against any lapses in etiquette. Folds for convenient storage
and travel. For pets up to 10 lbs. 10" H x 12" W x 9 1/2" D. (4 lbs.)
$49.95
NYFORK
Slice and Eat Pizza with One Utensil!
* Easy!
Cuts swiftly through crust & toppings
* Amazing!
Guests, Friends, and Family will Love It!
* Versatile!
Try it on Other Foods!
* Dishwasher Safe
* Weirdo product? Yes!
Check out the Nyfork vs steak and waffles. HERE
Slice and Eat Pizza with One Utensil!
* Easy!
Cuts swiftly through crust & toppings
* Amazing!
Guests, Friends, and Family will Love It!
* Versatile!
Try it on Other Foods!
* Dishwasher Safe
* Weirdo product? Yes!
Check out the Nyfork vs steak and waffles. HERE
PUPPY TWEETS
Puppy Tweets™ is an exciting new product for dog owners that lets your dog use
Twitter! Here’s how it works. The Puppy Tweets™ tag is attached to your dog’s
collar. As your puppy moves, barks, eats and plays throughout the day, motion
activity is sensed by the tag and transmitted to the Puppy Tweets™ USB receiver
on your home computer. Your dog's activity triggers one of 500 humorous Tweets
to be broadcasted to Twitter. Set up a Twitter account for your dog and then follow
their Tweets!
"I just poop. the floor... somewhere in howse. Gud luck findigi that 1"
"I'Ve just draggd butt on livin room rug. Pattern meanz no peple notice."
"Evr notis whut in kat box tast gud?"
About $12
Puppy Tweets™ is an exciting new product for dog owners that lets your dog use
Twitter! Here’s how it works. The Puppy Tweets™ tag is attached to your dog’s
collar. As your puppy moves, barks, eats and plays throughout the day, motion
activity is sensed by the tag and transmitted to the Puppy Tweets™ USB receiver
on your home computer. Your dog's activity triggers one of 500 humorous Tweets
to be broadcasted to Twitter. Set up a Twitter account for your dog and then follow
their Tweets!
"I just poop. the floor... somewhere in howse. Gud luck findigi that 1"
"I'Ve just draggd butt on livin room rug. Pattern meanz no peple notice."
"Evr notis whut in kat box tast gud?"
About $12
BOO-BOO LICKS Edible Candy Used Bandages
For the hoarders in your life who just can't part with anything... even used
bandages, now there's a solution! Boo-Boo Licks Edible Candy Bandages. Ouch!
Your trick-or-treaters will love these edible candy bandages with gooey, sticky
centers! A wonderfully weird goody for any Halloween party, these fruit flavor
candies contain real fruit juice. Mixed fruit flavor.
$4.99 for six bandages
For the hoarders in your life who just can't part with anything... even used
bandages, now there's a solution! Boo-Boo Licks Edible Candy Bandages. Ouch!
Your trick-or-treaters will love these edible candy bandages with gooey, sticky
centers! A wonderfully weird goody for any Halloween party, these fruit flavor
candies contain real fruit juice. Mixed fruit flavor.
$4.99 for six bandages
TWO DA LOO
This item takes going to the bathroom to an all new level of weirdness.
The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact
same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all
with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest
privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television
and iPod docking station.
About $1400
This item takes going to the bathroom to an all new level of weirdness.
The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact
same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all
with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest
privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television
and iPod docking station.
About $1400
BED BUG MOAT
North Americans are very anxious about the spread of bed bugs into their homes,
workplaces and schools. Only one bed bug, a pregnant female, is all that is
needed to cause an infestation. Waiting until the remnants of a blood meal are on
your sheet or pillow is not necessary to know that professional help is needed. A
sleek, new, innovative and effective bed bug monitor to assist in the battle against
bed bugs 24/7
* Protection from bed bugs entering your bed.
* Capture any bugs leaving your bed.
* Cost effective.
* Discreet square design.
* No chemicals!
* Perfect for apartments, institutions, dormitories, hotels and homes.
About $20
North Americans are very anxious about the spread of bed bugs into their homes,
workplaces and schools. Only one bed bug, a pregnant female, is all that is
needed to cause an infestation. Waiting until the remnants of a blood meal are on
your sheet or pillow is not necessary to know that professional help is needed. A
sleek, new, innovative and effective bed bug monitor to assist in the battle against
bed bugs 24/7
* Protection from bed bugs entering your bed.
* Capture any bugs leaving your bed.
* Cost effective.
* Discreet square design.
* No chemicals!
* Perfect for apartments, institutions, dormitories, hotels and homes.
About $20
BUG LUNCH BAGS
In keeping with our bug theme comes these clear plastic bags has a bug printed
on it, making anything you put inside look decidedly less appetizing. No one will
ever steal your food from the fridge at work again. Also, good for protecting your
lunch from bullies at school. Each cardboard box has 24 plastic bags.
About $6.95
In keeping with our bug theme comes these clear plastic bags has a bug printed
on it, making anything you put inside look decidedly less appetizing. No one will
ever steal your food from the fridge at work again. Also, good for protecting your
lunch from bullies at school. Each cardboard box has 24 plastic bags.
About $6.95
PLAY-DOH COLOGNE
Demeter has bottled that fresh, just-out-of-the-can, eau de PLAY-DOH aroma as
part of a year-long celebration of the beloved modeling compound's 50th birthday.
The 1-ounce, spray bottle fragrance is meant for highly-creative people, who seek
a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.
PLAY-DOH® brand modeling compound was invented in 1956 at Rainbow Crafts,
a Cincinnati-based cleaning company and the formula for PLAY-DOH compound
still remains a closely-guarded secret to this day. It used to be gross enough
eating this salty wad of goop and making your own fun factory which frightened
mom. Now you can pay for the honor of smelling like petrochemical resin. Why
simply buy a can of Play-Doh and open it now and then if you're jonesing for the
smell THAT bad.
From $6 to $40
Demeter has bottled that fresh, just-out-of-the-can, eau de PLAY-DOH aroma as
part of a year-long celebration of the beloved modeling compound's 50th birthday.
The 1-ounce, spray bottle fragrance is meant for highly-creative people, who seek
a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.
PLAY-DOH® brand modeling compound was invented in 1956 at Rainbow Crafts,
a Cincinnati-based cleaning company and the formula for PLAY-DOH compound
still remains a closely-guarded secret to this day. It used to be gross enough
eating this salty wad of goop and making your own fun factory which frightened
mom. Now you can pay for the honor of smelling like petrochemical resin. Why
simply buy a can of Play-Doh and open it now and then if you're jonesing for the
smell THAT bad.
From $6 to $40
POTTY PUTTER
The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the
bathroom. No other description necessary.
$18.59
The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the
bathroom. No other description necessary.
$18.59
SLOB STOPPER
Made of the highest quality materials, the SlobStopper™ is constructed with two
layers of PUL (polyurethane laminate), a thin absorbent fabric permanently
laminated to a thin, waterproof barrier. Made in the USA, you will not find a more
durable, higher quality bib anywhere.
From $19.95
Made of the highest quality materials, the SlobStopper™ is constructed with two
layers of PUL (polyurethane laminate), a thin absorbent fabric permanently
laminated to a thin, waterproof barrier. Made in the USA, you will not find a more
durable, higher quality bib anywhere.
From $19.95
HUG - E - GRAM
"The warmest, most personal gift ever."
* It shows you love someone when you cannot be there
* To lift the spirits of someone dear to you
* To help someone cope with difficult times
* It is a unique gift that lasts forever
* You can send your own audio personalized message such as this or this
From $29.95
"The warmest, most personal gift ever."
* It shows you love someone when you cannot be there
* To lift the spirits of someone dear to you
* To help someone cope with difficult times
* It is a unique gift that lasts forever
* You can send your own audio personalized message such as this or this
From $29.95
BACON COLOGNE
Bacōn Gold is designed for women & men. A common question, does this
fragrance really smell like bacon? The answer is yes & no. Our Gold formula
offers a memorable sizzling citrus aroma with an ever so slight hint of bacon and
the fun… is in finding it. This artisanal Gold formula is lovingly crafted with a pure
essential oil blend of mandarin, bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, nutmeg, pimento
berry, black pepper & a touch of sweet, a smidgen of savory, and one pinch of
Bacon salty goodness. What are you waiting for?
$36.00
Bacōn Gold is designed for women & men. A common question, does this
fragrance really smell like bacon? The answer is yes & no. Our Gold formula
offers a memorable sizzling citrus aroma with an ever so slight hint of bacon and
the fun… is in finding it. This artisanal Gold formula is lovingly crafted with a pure
essential oil blend of mandarin, bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, nutmeg, pimento
berry, black pepper & a touch of sweet, a smidgen of savory, and one pinch of
Bacon salty goodness. What are you waiting for?
$36.00
