Questionable human ingenuity at work...
Weirdo Product
USB Burger Hand Warmer
This lifestyle gadget is not only a massager that help to massage your
tired/painful body parts and let you to feel relax, but also a hand warmer to
always make your hands get warm in an air-conditioned room or in the winter
time. The best part? It's a smiling hamburger dude. Petrochemical food
doppleganger whcih warm your hands. Yes!
$12.00
This lifestyle gadget is not only a massager that help to massage your
tired/painful body parts and let you to feel relax, but also a hand warmer to
always make your hands get warm in an air-conditioned room or in the winter
time. The best part? It's a smiling hamburger dude. Petrochemical food
doppleganger whcih warm your hands. Yes!
$12.00
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Rubber Hand iPhone Case
Holds hands with a disembodied pieces of silicone rubber... that's right.
You're friends! It's o.k.... go ahead. As shown on the picture, you could hold
hands with your iPhone to make sure you don't drop it.
$64.20
Holds hands with a disembodied pieces of silicone rubber... that's right.
You're friends! It's o.k.... go ahead. As shown on the picture, you could hold
hands with your iPhone to make sure you don't drop it.
$64.20
Fly GOODBYE!
What is the most annoying stuff in summer? Sunburn? no... Flies? YES! Get
ride of them, and all the same kind of annoying flying insects around the pool,
and catch them in a cartridge! Then, send those cartridges to your enemies
and proclaim, "you're next!"
$67.58
What is the most annoying stuff in summer? Sunburn? no... Flies? YES! Get
ride of them, and all the same kind of annoying flying insects around the pool,
and catch them in a cartridge! Then, send those cartridges to your enemies
and proclaim, "you're next!"
$67.58
CTHULHU WATER BOTTLE
If you know how to pronounce Cthulhu, chances are you’re a fan of H.P.
Lovecraft's works of "horror fiction." For those unfamiliar with this horrific
cosmic entity, let's just say it would make for a very unpleasant dinner guest.
Each 8-1/2" tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Cthulhu Evil Elixir and
features our interpretation of what the ghastly beast might look like. Holds 20
oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.
$11.95
If you know how to pronounce Cthulhu, chances are you’re a fan of H.P.
Lovecraft's works of "horror fiction." For those unfamiliar with this horrific
cosmic entity, let's just say it would make for a very unpleasant dinner guest.
Each 8-1/2" tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Cthulhu Evil Elixir and
features our interpretation of what the ghastly beast might look like. Holds 20
oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.
$11.95
ROAST BEEF BUBBLE GUM
That's right... roll that meaty goodness around in your mouth for a few hours.
Blow some beef bubbles... enjoy!
$3.50
That's right... roll that meaty goodness around in your mouth for a few hours.
Blow some beef bubbles... enjoy!
$3.50
THE PHUBBY... A Phone Cubby... Get it?
A piece of lycra spandex. That'll be $12.95. Ka-CHING! $12.94 profit!
$12.95
A piece of lycra spandex. That'll be $12.95. Ka-CHING! $12.94 profit!
$12.95
MAGNESCRIBE PEN
Its a pen... with a magnet in it... that attaches to some kind of metal, digital
clock you're supposed to wear around your neck. You wind up looking like
Flavor Flav's secretary. All so you can have a pen nearby.
$4.99
Its a pen... with a magnet in it... that attaches to some kind of metal, digital
clock you're supposed to wear around your neck. You wind up looking like
Flavor Flav's secretary. All so you can have a pen nearby.
$4.99
CAR LASHES
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real girly girl.
When there is no more room for accessories on societies spoilt ladies... the
car lash is created. You can also get crystal accessories. Oi!
$26.99
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real girly girl.
When there is no more room for accessories on societies spoilt ladies... the
car lash is created. You can also get crystal accessories. Oi!
$26.99
CARSTACHES
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real weirdo
weirdo. Is there we nothing we won't do for our inanimate chunks of metal,
plastic and rubber to equate them with people?
$39.00
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real weirdo
weirdo. Is there we nothing we won't do for our inanimate chunks of metal,
plastic and rubber to equate them with people?
$39.00
FINGER TENTACLES
Get your tentacle on with these finger appendages. Channel your inner octopus
and charm the pants off someone!
$1.95
Get your tentacle on with these finger appendages. Channel your inner octopus
and charm the pants off someone!
$1.95
PICKLE LIP BALM
In keeping with my interest in disgusting lip balms, this pickle one caught my
eye. Pickle flavor. Dill pickle. Slather it on... get lousy with it.
$4.89
In keeping with my interest in disgusting lip balms, this pickle one caught my
eye. Pickle flavor. Dill pickle. Slather it on... get lousy with it.
$4.89
BACON FROSTING
This dark red bacon-flavored frosting is a dream come true. Keep a tube of
Bacon Frosting on hand to finish off a dessert masterpiece, add sweet smoky
delight to any dish, or indulge in a delicious squirt right onto your tongue. Rumor
has it the astronauts have been asking for bacon in a tube for decades!
$5.00
This dark red bacon-flavored frosting is a dream come true. Keep a tube of
Bacon Frosting on hand to finish off a dessert masterpiece, add sweet smoky
delight to any dish, or indulge in a delicious squirt right onto your tongue. Rumor
has it the astronauts have been asking for bacon in a tube for decades!
$5.00
FACE TRAINER
Get a natural looking lift and look years younger with FaceTrainer, the only
fitness device that applies the proven principals of resistance training to facial
muscles. Where it out and about and watch people stare you down or run for the
hills. Remember... if you keep making that face, it will stay that way.
$149.00
Get a natural looking lift and look years younger with FaceTrainer, the only
fitness device that applies the proven principals of resistance training to facial
muscles. Where it out and about and watch people stare you down or run for the
hills. Remember... if you keep making that face, it will stay that way.
$149.00
EAR GUARDS
Too many bed bugs and chiggers all up in your ear holes while you sleep?
We've got you covered. Well, your EARS covered. These won't self amplify the
sound of crinkly plastic with every move you make... while sleeping.
$2.fiddy
Too many bed bugs and chiggers all up in your ear holes while you sleep?
We've got you covered. Well, your EARS covered. These won't self amplify the
sound of crinkly plastic with every move you make... while sleeping.
$2.fiddy
WEARABLE HUMMINGBIRD FEEDER
Get up close and personal with your favorite birds while wearing this stylish
mask. Not just for bird watching. Wear it to the club... the grocery store... the
park...
$79.95
Get up close and personal with your favorite birds while wearing this stylish
mask. Not just for bird watching. Wear it to the club... the grocery store... the
park...
$79.95
ZOMBIE KNIT HALF MASK WINTER HAT
* Knitted half mask makes you look like a Zombie (complete with exposed brain
matter and sunken eyes)
* Cut holes for eyes
* 100% acrylic
* Fits most adult heads
* Machine washable
$9.95
* Knitted half mask makes you look like a Zombie (complete with exposed brain
matter and sunken eyes)
* Cut holes for eyes
* 100% acrylic
* Fits most adult heads
* Machine washable
$9.95
SLIPPER GENIE
Whether you have tile, linoleum or wood floors, you know how hard it is to keep
them clean. With the Slipper Genie Microfiber Cleaning Slippers, cleaning is as
easy as walking across them. Slippers feature microfiber fingers that catch hair,
dust and dirt. Plus, because of the size and shape, the Slipper Genie Slippers can
go where mops cannot. Cleans faster, easier and better!
Uh huh.
Please... PLEASE do not wear these out of your house.
$10-$11
Whether you have tile, linoleum or wood floors, you know how hard it is to keep
them clean. With the Slipper Genie Microfiber Cleaning Slippers, cleaning is as
easy as walking across them. Slippers feature microfiber fingers that catch hair,
dust and dirt. Plus, because of the size and shape, the Slipper Genie Slippers can
go where mops cannot. Cleans faster, easier and better!
Uh huh.
Please... PLEASE do not wear these out of your house.
$10-$11
STICKY BELLIES
Let the world know how far along you are. *shudders* I think it would be funny to
have one that said 77 weeks and you walk around with a horrible, far-away gaze...
$15.00
Let the world know how far along you are. *shudders* I think it would be funny to
have one that said 77 weeks and you walk around with a horrible, far-away gaze...
$15.00
PUPPY BUMPERS
"Patented and award-winning Puppy Bumpers® stuffed pillow collars, attach to the
existing collar to keep your dog from squeezing between fence or balcony rails --
or under gates!" Now your dog can be the most awkward animal in the
neighborhood! You'll also let everyone know where all of your money goes and
how weird you really are.
$23 - 25.95
"Patented and award-winning Puppy Bumpers® stuffed pillow collars, attach to the
existing collar to keep your dog from squeezing between fence or balcony rails --
or under gates!" Now your dog can be the most awkward animal in the
neighborhood! You'll also let everyone know where all of your money goes and
how weird you really are.
$23 - 25.95
HUMONGA-STACHE
Now you can enact that old vaudeville standby, gufaw-getter, "The Giant
Moustache" -- with your pets! They won't have a clue what's going on other than
people are laughing at them. When the joke wears off about 3 seconds later, you'll
be out twelve bucks.
$12
Now you can enact that old vaudeville standby, gufaw-getter, "The Giant
Moustache" -- with your pets! They won't have a clue what's going on other than
people are laughing at them. When the joke wears off about 3 seconds later, you'll
be out twelve bucks.
$12
