Questionable human ingenuity at work...
Weirdo Product
USB Burger Hand Warmer
This lifestyle gadget is not only a massager that help to massage your
tired/painful body parts and let you to feel relax, but also a hand warmer to
always make your hands get warm in an air-conditioned room or in the winter
time. The best part? It's a smiling hamburger dude. Petrochemical food
doppleganger whcih warm your hands. Yes!
$12.00
This lifestyle gadget is not only a massager that help to massage your
tired/painful body parts and let you to feel relax, but also a hand warmer to
always make your hands get warm in an air-conditioned room or in the winter
time. The best part? It's a smiling hamburger dude. Petrochemical food
doppleganger whcih warm your hands. Yes!
$12.00
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Rubber Hand iPhone Case
Holds hands with a disembodied pieces of silicone rubber... that's right.
You're friends! It's o.k.... go ahead. As shown on the picture, you could hold
hands with your iPhone to make sure you don't drop it.
$64.20
Holds hands with a disembodied pieces of silicone rubber... that's right.
You're friends! It's o.k.... go ahead. As shown on the picture, you could hold
hands with your iPhone to make sure you don't drop it.
$64.20
Fly GOODBYE!
What is the most annoying stuff in summer? Sunburn? no... Flies? YES! Get
ride of them, and all the same kind of annoying flying insects around the pool,
and catch them in a cartridge! Then, send those cartridges to your enemies
and proclaim, "you're next!"
$67.58
What is the most annoying stuff in summer? Sunburn? no... Flies? YES! Get
ride of them, and all the same kind of annoying flying insects around the pool,
and catch them in a cartridge! Then, send those cartridges to your enemies
and proclaim, "you're next!"
$67.58
CTHULHU WATER BOTTLE
If you know how to pronounce Cthulhu, chances are you’re a fan of H.P.
Lovecraft's works of "horror fiction." For those unfamiliar with this horrific
cosmic entity, let's just say it would make for a very unpleasant dinner guest.
Each 8-1/2" tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Cthulhu Evil Elixir and
features our interpretation of what the ghastly beast might look like. Holds 20
oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.
$11.95
If you know how to pronounce Cthulhu, chances are you’re a fan of H.P.
Lovecraft's works of "horror fiction." For those unfamiliar with this horrific
cosmic entity, let's just say it would make for a very unpleasant dinner guest.
Each 8-1/2" tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Cthulhu Evil Elixir and
features our interpretation of what the ghastly beast might look like. Holds 20
oz. of your favorite liquid refreshment.
$11.95
ROAST BEEF BUBBLE GUM
That's right... roll that meaty goodness around in your mouth for a few hours.
Blow some beef bubbles... enjoy!
$3.50
That's right... roll that meaty goodness around in your mouth for a few hours.
Blow some beef bubbles... enjoy!
$3.50
THE PHUBBY... A Phone Cubby... Get it?
A piece of lycra spandex. That'll be $12.95. Ka-CHING! $12.94 profit!
$12.95
A piece of lycra spandex. That'll be $12.95. Ka-CHING! $12.94 profit!
$12.95
MAGNESCRIBE PEN
Its a pen... with a magnet in it... that attaches to some kind of metal, digital
clock you're supposed to wear around your neck. You wind up looking like
Flavor Flav's secretary. All so you can have a pen nearby.
$4.99
Its a pen... with a magnet in it... that attaches to some kind of metal, digital
clock you're supposed to wear around your neck. You wind up looking like
Flavor Flav's secretary. All so you can have a pen nearby.
$4.99
CAR LASHES
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real girly girl.
When there is no more room for accessories on societies spoilt ladies... the
car lash is created. You can also get crystal accessories. Oi!
$26.99
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real girly girl.
When there is no more room for accessories on societies spoilt ladies... the
car lash is created. You can also get crystal accessories. Oi!
$26.99
CARSTACHES
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real weirdo
weirdo. Is there we nothing we won't do for our inanimate chunks of metal,
plastic and rubber to equate them with people?
$39.00
Just what every ladies car needs to let the world know they're a real weirdo
weirdo. Is there we nothing we won't do for our inanimate chunks of metal,
plastic and rubber to equate them with people?
$39.00
FINGER TENTACLES
Get your tentacle on with these finger appendages. Channel your inner octopus
and charm the pants off someone!
$1.95
Get your tentacle on with these finger appendages. Channel your inner octopus
and charm the pants off someone!
$1.95
PICKLE LIP BALM
In keeping with my interest in disgusting lip balms, this pickle one caught my
eye. Pickle flavor. Dill pickle. Slather it on... get lousy with it.
$4.89
In keeping with my interest in disgusting lip balms, this pickle one caught my
eye. Pickle flavor. Dill pickle. Slather it on... get lousy with it.
$4.89
BACON FROSTING
This dark red bacon-flavored frosting is a dream come true. Keep a tube of
Bacon Frosting on hand to finish off a dessert masterpiece, add sweet smoky
delight to any dish, or indulge in a delicious squirt right onto your tongue. Rumor
has it the astronauts have been asking for bacon in a tube for decades!
$5.00
This dark red bacon-flavored frosting is a dream come true. Keep a tube of
Bacon Frosting on hand to finish off a dessert masterpiece, add sweet smoky
delight to any dish, or indulge in a delicious squirt right onto your tongue. Rumor
has it the astronauts have been asking for bacon in a tube for decades!
$5.00
FACE TRAINER
Get a natural looking lift and look years younger with FaceTrainer, the only
fitness device that applies the proven principals of resistance training to facial
muscles. Where it out and about and watch people stare you down or run for the
hills. Remember... if you keep making that face, it will stay that way.
$149.00
Get a natural looking lift and look years younger with FaceTrainer, the only
fitness device that applies the proven principals of resistance training to facial
muscles. Where it out and about and watch people stare you down or run for the
hills. Remember... if you keep making that face, it will stay that way.
$149.00
EAR GUARDS
Too many bed bugs and chiggers all up in your ear holes while you sleep?
We've got you covered. Well, your EARS covered. These won't self amplify the
sound of crinkly plastic with every move you make... while sleeping.
$2.fiddy
Too many bed bugs and chiggers all up in your ear holes while you sleep?
We've got you covered. Well, your EARS covered. These won't self amplify the
sound of crinkly plastic with every move you make... while sleeping.
$2.fiddy
WEARABLE HUMMINGBIRD FEEDER
Get up close and personal with your favorite birds while wearing this stylish
mask. Not just for bird watching. Wear it to the club... the grocery store... the
park...
$79.95
Get up close and personal with your favorite birds while wearing this stylish
mask. Not just for bird watching. Wear it to the club... the grocery store... the
park...
$79.95
ZOMBIE KNIT HALF MASK WINTER HAT
* Knitted half mask makes you look like a Zombie (complete with exposed brain
matter and sunken eyes)
* Cut holes for eyes
* 100% acrylic
* Fits most adult heads
* Machine washable
$9.95
* Knitted half mask makes you look like a Zombie (complete with exposed brain
matter and sunken eyes)
* Cut holes for eyes
* 100% acrylic
* Fits most adult heads
* Machine washable
$9.95
SLIPPER GENIE
Whether you have tile, linoleum or wood floors, you know how hard it is to keep
them clean. With the Slipper Genie Microfiber Cleaning Slippers, cleaning is as
easy as walking across them. Slippers feature microfiber fingers that catch hair,
dust and dirt. Plus, because of the size and shape, the Slipper Genie Slippers can
go where mops cannot. Cleans faster, easier and better!
Uh huh.
Please... PLEASE do not wear these out of your house.
$10-$11
Whether you have tile, linoleum or wood floors, you know how hard it is to keep
them clean. With the Slipper Genie Microfiber Cleaning Slippers, cleaning is as
easy as walking across them. Slippers feature microfiber fingers that catch hair,
dust and dirt. Plus, because of the size and shape, the Slipper Genie Slippers can
go where mops cannot. Cleans faster, easier and better!
Uh huh.
Please... PLEASE do not wear these out of your house.
$10-$11
STICKY BELLIES
Let the world know how far along you are. *shudders* I think it would be funny to
have one that said 77 weeks and you walk around with a horrible, far-away gaze...
$15.00
Let the world know how far along you are. *shudders* I think it would be funny to
have one that said 77 weeks and you walk around with a horrible, far-away gaze...
$15.00
PUPPY BUMPERS
"Patented and award-winning Puppy Bumpers® stuffed pillow collars, attach to the
existing collar to keep your dog from squeezing between fence or balcony rails --
or under gates!" Now your dog can be the most awkward animal in the
neighborhood! You'll also let everyone know where all of your money goes and
how weird you really are.
$23 - 25.95
"Patented and award-winning Puppy Bumpers® stuffed pillow collars, attach to the
existing collar to keep your dog from squeezing between fence or balcony rails --
or under gates!" Now your dog can be the most awkward animal in the
neighborhood! You'll also let everyone know where all of your money goes and
how weird you really are.
$23 - 25.95
HUMONGA-STACHE
Now you can enact that old vaudeville standby, gufaw-getter, "The Giant
Moustache" -- with your pets! They won't have a clue what's going on other than
people are laughing at them. When the joke wears off about 3 seconds later, you'll
be out twelve bucks.
$12
Now you can enact that old vaudeville standby, gufaw-getter, "The Giant
Moustache" -- with your pets! They won't have a clue what's going on other than
people are laughing at them. When the joke wears off about 3 seconds later, you'll
be out twelve bucks.
$12
WATCH YOUR BAG
Can you imagine an alarm clock that looks like a hand holding a bag, filled with a
morphing rainbow of colors? Can you imagine placing it in your bedroom and
creating an atmosphere to match your mood and to fall asleep by?
On party nights, bring it into any room and use it to set the mood. There are no
wires to plug in so you can even use it as a centerpiece on your dinner table. It’s
beautiful to watch.
Can you imagine something so stupid actually winding up anywhere but in
discount stores or in the trash? A plastic bag with a rotating light being held by a
plastic fist wearing a watch... my vote for the most aesthetically unpleasing clock
going.
$50
Can you imagine an alarm clock that looks like a hand holding a bag, filled with a
morphing rainbow of colors? Can you imagine placing it in your bedroom and
creating an atmosphere to match your mood and to fall asleep by?
On party nights, bring it into any room and use it to set the mood. There are no
wires to plug in so you can even use it as a centerpiece on your dinner table. It’s
beautiful to watch.
Can you imagine something so stupid actually winding up anywhere but in
discount stores or in the trash? A plastic bag with a rotating light being held by a
plastic fist wearing a watch... my vote for the most aesthetically unpleasing clock
going.
$50
INFLATABLE TENTACLE ARM
When you just need that little something extra to make your outfit a success or to
make your boring arm cool, think about getting yourself an inflatable tentacle arm.
This is it! The time is NOW!
$11
When you just need that little something extra to make your outfit a success or to
make your boring arm cool, think about getting yourself an inflatable tentacle arm.
This is it! The time is NOW!
$11
SONIC NAUSEA
Feel like making someone sick? Literally? For only $40 you can do just that... and
electronically! According to the ad copy, "... the possibilities are endless!"
Sonic Nausea is a small electronic acoustic generating device which can really
turn one's stomach. It generates a unique combination of high-pressure sound
waves which soon leads most in its vicinity to queasiness. It can also cause
headaches, intense irritation, sweating, imbalance, and nausea. Hiding this
device in your inconsiderate neighbor's house might put an end to their late-night
parties. The abusive bureaucrat's office, the executive lunchroom...
$39
Feel like making someone sick? Literally? For only $40 you can do just that... and
electronically! According to the ad copy, "... the possibilities are endless!"
Sonic Nausea is a small electronic acoustic generating device which can really
turn one's stomach. It generates a unique combination of high-pressure sound
waves which soon leads most in its vicinity to queasiness. It can also cause
headaches, intense irritation, sweating, imbalance, and nausea. Hiding this
device in your inconsiderate neighbor's house might put an end to their late-night
parties. The abusive bureaucrat's office, the executive lunchroom...
$39
BACON TOOTHPASTE
Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break
apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the
plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast
and try this Bacon Toothpaste. It's the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums
healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat!
Each tube contains 2.5 oz of potent paste.
$4.45
Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break
apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the
plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast
and try this Bacon Toothpaste. It's the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums
healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat!
Each tube contains 2.5 oz of potent paste.
$4.45
UNICORN MEAT - MM MM GOOD!
* 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
* Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
* Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
* Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
* Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
* Sparkly meat lends the air of class and sophistication to your parties
* Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers cholesterol
* Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA,
* Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
* The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the meaty insides!
* No can opener needed!
$13
* 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
* Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
* Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
* Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
* Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
* Sparkly meat lends the air of class and sophistication to your parties
* Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers cholesterol
* Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA,
* Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
* The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the meaty insides!
* No can opener needed!
$13
ANTI-THEFT LUNCH BAGS
Stop bullies nicking your lunch with these Anti-Theft Lunch bags – clear plastic
bags with green, mouldy looking splotches on the side. No need for expensive
karate lessons or protection money. Even the least discerning sandwich thief will
stay well clear.
Quite possibly genius. Or quite possibly not... so, this is where we've wound up as
a species...
$13
Stop bullies nicking your lunch with these Anti-Theft Lunch bags – clear plastic
bags with green, mouldy looking splotches on the side. No need for expensive
karate lessons or protection money. Even the least discerning sandwich thief will
stay well clear.
Quite possibly genius. Or quite possibly not... so, this is where we've wound up as
a species...
$13
FLECES PILLOWS
At last, the world can finally show its appreciation for giant stuffed logs of feces!
They're perfect for guest rooms, living room couches, church pews, and even lower
lumbar support in your car. Need a last minute Mother's day gift? Not anymore!
Each flece is hand crafted and is guaranteed to be 100% unique, just like real
feces.
Starts at $29.95
At last, the world can finally show its appreciation for giant stuffed logs of feces!
They're perfect for guest rooms, living room couches, church pews, and even lower
lumbar support in your car. Need a last minute Mother's day gift? Not anymore!
Each flece is hand crafted and is guaranteed to be 100% unique, just like real
feces.
Starts at $29.95
TOILET MONSTER
Your wife will never yell at you about leaving the seat up again! This Toilet Monster
is shocking and funny! He attaches to the inside of the toilet bowl by suction cups.
As the unsuspecting person goes to use the bathroom, they’ll scream as they lift
the lid and are greeted by the Toilet Monster!
$16.95
Your wife will never yell at you about leaving the seat up again! This Toilet Monster
is shocking and funny! He attaches to the inside of the toilet bowl by suction cups.
As the unsuspecting person goes to use the bathroom, they’ll scream as they lift
the lid and are greeted by the Toilet Monster!
$16.95
WALKERS PRAWN COCKTAIL POTATO CHIPS
The mysterious 'Prawn Cocktail' dish started appearing on every hotel restaurant
menu in Britain in the 1960s. And it's still the starter most Brits are likely to choose
when going out to a posh restaurant! So if you want a crisp with a bit of class (not
to mention retro appeal) then look no further.
Starts at $4.29
The mysterious 'Prawn Cocktail' dish started appearing on every hotel restaurant
menu in Britain in the 1960s. And it's still the starter most Brits are likely to choose
when going out to a posh restaurant! So if you want a crisp with a bit of class (not
to mention retro appeal) then look no further.
Starts at $4.29
Chicken Poop Lip Junk
Grandpa says:
If ya got dry lips put chicken poop on 'em so ya won't lick 'em.
Grandpa also used to tie an onion to his belt, cause that was the style Just saying
it makes your toes curl. Yes, this is a real product. Good luck marketing this.
$4.00+
Grandpa says:
If ya got dry lips put chicken poop on 'em so ya won't lick 'em.
Grandpa also used to tie an onion to his belt, cause that was the style Just saying
it makes your toes curl. Yes, this is a real product. Good luck marketing this.
$4.00+
Fiber Optic Mohawk
Totally change up your look for a night. The mohawk headband has six fiber optic
extensions that light up in red, blue and green. Six different modes: steady on, fast
chase, slow chase, blink, fast blink and a combination of all. Guaranteed to make
cause nausea and make everyone wonder "who invited him?" I'm sure no one will
notice you have giant petrochemical harness attached to your head.
$9.98
Totally change up your look for a night. The mohawk headband has six fiber optic
extensions that light up in red, blue and green. Six different modes: steady on, fast
chase, slow chase, blink, fast blink and a combination of all. Guaranteed to make
cause nausea and make everyone wonder "who invited him?" I'm sure no one will
notice you have giant petrochemical harness attached to your head.
$9.98
Xmas Stocking Full Of Cutlery
It's never too early to stock up on gifts for your loved ones. What better way to say,
"I appreciate you" than with the Xmas stocking full of cutlery.
Show 'em, how nuts you really are!
$39.99
It's never too early to stock up on gifts for your loved ones. What better way to say,
"I appreciate you" than with the Xmas stocking full of cutlery.
Show 'em, how nuts you really are!
$39.99
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